free personality analysis

a friend of mine posted this link on her website (you have to click the title; that is what the little lighthouse thingy means). i think it should be a requirement for everyone. who says so? me. that should be good enough for you suckers. anyway, yeah, i tried it out. here is what it said about me:


Behold the Oracle's wisdom:

Personality type: Pseudo-intellectual

You're liberal and consider yourself to be laid back and open minded. Everyone else just thinks you're clueless. Your friends hate you because you always email them virus warnings and chain letters "just in case it's true." All people who drink grande chai are potheads.

Also drinks: Sparkling water
Can also be found at: Designer grocery stores

hmph. pseudo-intellectual. grr. what's that supposed to mean? that i am not going to win the nobel prize? i wasn't exaclty expecting to, anyway, so no real heartache. or does it mean that i'm not even smart enough to avoid walking into doors? okay, well, it does have a point there. some of it is true, i suppose - i do like to consider myself open minded. i am also very laid back...if "laid back" really means "moody". and how did it know about the pothead part? kidding.

i don't, however, send chain letters. furthermore, i abhor receiving them. i am always, ALWAYS the one who breaks them. unless i think they are funny, in which case i do send them on, but only after deleting the "forward this if you don't want to die a horrid death from being hung out the window by your toenails" caveat. and i do like sparkling water. i also like horses, and purple (but not necessarily purple horses, unless they're "my little ponies"), and the outdoors, and skiing, and moonlit walks on the beach, and red wine, and... um, sorry, a little carried away there. but still, the oracle didn't mention any of those things. what is the world coming to when an evil inanimate object can't accurately describe your personality?