in all actuality, i am not who you think i am

apparently there are people out there who read this thing, amazingly enough. don't you have anything better to do? but then i guess it could be argued, don't i? and the answer is: yes, actually. but i feel like writing stuff, so i will write stuff. i like that i can be more random here and say whatever i feel like saying.

i was going to write this long drawn out rant about thongs. i wore one for the first time ever on tuesday, and it was damn uncomfortable. but, i needed it because of the pants i wore. i still think that they were invented by the same person who managed to convince women that we need to wear make-up, high heels, and nylons and is the direct descendant of the man who thought that corsets were a good idea. i say man because women would never be this stupid. but i guess we are - we're wearing these things, aren't we? i wear high heels and stockings and make-up (rarely, but i still do). and so i bought into the whole idea of thongs making a woman sexy. i mean, most guys i know drool over the very concept of a hot girl in a thong, maybe in low-cut jeans with it peeping out over the top. well, i wanted to be a hot girl in a thong, and as far as i knew, i only satisified #2. i had hoped that maybe getting one would help me achieve all three, but tuesday's incident served to only fulfill #2 and 3 - a girl in a thong. hmph. it was NOT comfortable, and was definitely NOT sexy by any stretch of the imagination.

yeah, okay i guess that did turn into a sort of mini rant. but it was not my original rant, and in fact, i tried wearing one again on thursday (yes, i own more pants with which it is necessary to wear a thong as panty lines were visible, even with the ones that were supposed to be invisible) and it was a little better. so, i am willing to give these things a shot. i am even willing to admit that they do serve a purpose. and i must say that they do make my bum look rather good in the pants. happy ending. sort of. still need to work on the sexy bit, though...